FREE Sassy Quote Printables

We've all heard the old saying, "When Life Gives You Lemons, Make Lemonade." It's one of those old proverbs that is supposed to encourage optimism.

Well, sometimes I don't want to make freaking lemonade. Sometimes we don't want to make ANYTHING. Sometimes we want to throw a hissy fit, break an inexpensive plate, kick the wall and then pout.

We are all human. Yes, we should remain positive in the face of adversity. I try to. I really do. But sometimes, enough is enough and all you want to do is just mess some crap up.

Sure, we can be nice and sweet and optimistic.

BUT WHY DO WE HAVE TO?

Can't we just get mad and revolt every once in a while?

Sometimes when life gives us lemons, I just want to grab that lemon, give it a nice squeeze, and skirt LIFE right in the eyeball.

I think that a little badassery is essential to living a healthy, balanced life. Sometimes we need to release our anger, embrace our dismay, and take our petty level to AF.

Yeah, I said it. Sometimes I am petty as f*ck.

It's okay. I'm usually nice, so it's allowed.

It's called balance.

I hope that you enjoy these fun sassy quote printables!

Big thanks to Trisha of Salty Side Dish for these fun printables! Check out her Red Sangria Recipe with Fresh Fruit - it would taste superb sitting next to one of these sassy quote printables!