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    Home » Lifestyle » Random » Guest Posts

    School Blues: a Tickle by Scott Hammon

    May 5, 2012 by Jenn 10 Comments

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    Today’s guest post is brought to you by my dear friend Scott, who is the author of ScottHammon.com. He enjoys making people laugh, writing children’s books and screenplays, and stealing from the rich (taking extra napkins from Wendy’s). Oh, and he calls his blog posts “tickles.”

    This tickle is entitled, “School Blues.”

     

    I had a student tell me the other day that my cologne smells bad. He’s a first grader.

    I told him, “I’m not wearing any cologne.”

    And he said, “Then you should probably wash that shirt.”

    I told him, “The smell you’re smelling is probably the dog poop that’s on your shoe.”

    And he said, “I didn’t step in poop.”

    I said, “Look at the bottom of your shoe.”

    So he lifted up his shoe and looked. And there caked into his tread was fresh dog poop.

    He smiled and said, “How’d you put that there?”

    I said, “Teachers have a way with poop.”

    And then he thought for a moment and said, “So do toilets.”

    Kids always try to get away with poop. But when it’s stuck to you...you ain’t gettin’ away with sh*t.

     

    Scott's been making me laugh since high school! You can check out more of Scott's Tickles at ScottHammon.com or by liking his Facebook page!

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    Jenn, AKA "The Rebel Chick," is a single woman who strives to help her readers live their best lives possible. Whether it be through sharing new recipes, sharing her dating stories, or encouraging people to embrace adventure and travel, she aims to inspire people to live full, happy and authentic lives.

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    1. M'chelle

      May 05, 2012 at 3:47 pm

      LOL! Your last line is so funny and true. My students are always trying to get away with things by giving such obvious lies and excuses.

      Reply
    2. Liz

      May 05, 2012 at 4:15 pm

      He is hilarious!!! Love that cute conversation. 🙂

      Reply
    3. Connie

      May 05, 2012 at 7:28 pm

      I love the unfiltered brains and mouths of kids! Thanks for the giggle.

      Reply
    4. Zippy Sandler

      May 05, 2012 at 8:02 pm

      Art Linkletter used to say that kids say the darndest things. It's true

      Reply
    5. debra pearlstein

      May 05, 2012 at 10:51 pm

      Totally cute.

      Reply
    6. Melissa

      May 06, 2012 at 11:44 am

      Ahh...pearls of wisdom. You should submit that one to a fortune cookie manufacturer.

      Reply
    7. Donna

      May 07, 2012 at 9:29 am

      I know my son says the funniest/cutest things. And this is one of the things I miss about substitute teaching. 🙂

      Reply
      • Scott Hammon

        May 08, 2012 at 6:40 pm

        That should be the ONLY thing you miss about substitute teaching 🙂

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    8. Louise

      May 07, 2012 at 12:56 pm

      THat's such a cute conversation

      Reply
    9. Jennie

      December 02, 2012 at 9:59 pm

      Haha, I love it! Kids are so funny.

      Reply

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