5 Things Your Neck Tattoo Says About You

Don’t get me wrong, I love tattoos.

I have a few myself, remember this Phoenix tattoo I got to celebrate my new life? And this black bird memorial tattoo I got last year in Canada? And my husband has quite a few gorgeous tattoos, which I think are totally sexy.

BUT.

There’s a big difference between tattoos on your arms, legs, back, hips, etc – you know, socially acceptable areas to have tattoos – and ones that you can’t cover up without a ton of concealer. Even tramp stamps can be hidden, know what I mean?

Getting a neck tattoo is a whole different ball game. It takes gumption. It takes balls.

And it basically says to the world, “I Don’t Give a Flying F*%! What Anyone Thinks.”

Which is cool, you know, unless you actually DO care.

5 Things Your Neck Tattoo Says To The World

1. My neck is more interesting than my face.

2. Wearing jewelry is too much of a hassle, so I opted for a permanent necklace.

3. Who wants a job with stock options and a corner office? I want to work retail for the next 60 years.

4. I enjoy scaring small children.

5. My decision making skills suck.

Now, I do realize that the world is changing, and that visible tattoos are becoming more and more acceptable. But taking that step and marking a part of your body that you can not cover up?

Not a decision to be made lightly.