A few years ago, I was perusing a novelty shop in Austin with my friends. I came across this hilarious book “Pickups & Come-Ons” and we had a good laugh about buying it for a few clueless guys that we knew.
I didn’t think anything else about it until we were gathered in Kentucky that year exchanging Christmas gifts.
Guess what my pal so thoughtfully bought me for Christmas?
What can I say, my friends have a great sense of humor!
Now, I’m a happily married gal, so I hadn’t actually read through all of the pick up lines in the book…until recently, because honestly, I was a little bored and needed a good laugh.
I wanted to share some of the best ones – seriously, some of these cheesy pick up lines might actually work, they’re that good!
5 Incredibly Cheesy Pick Up Lines That Just Might Work
1. I’ve had a terrible day, and it always makes me feel better to see a gorgeous woman smile. Would you smile for me?
Yes. I know, it’s cheesy. But really, it’s kind of sweet too. I’d probably let that guy buy me a drink. Or three.
2. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Silly, yes….BUT this cheesy pick up line would make me giggle and I’d probably want to hear what else this jokester had to say!
3. You look like the type of woman who’s heard every line in the book, so what’s one more?
What can I say, I like a little honesty!
4. You know how some men buy really fancy cars to make up for certain shortages? Well, I don’t even own a car.
I just about died laughing when I read that one. If I were single, I would probably buy that guy a drink! To say something like that takes a lot of balls, and I appreciate a man with a good sense of humor (see #2).
5. Real men don’t need pick up lines.
Ah, the pick up line that isn’t a pick up line. Genius.
Have you ever had a crazy pick up line thrown at you? I’d love to hear about it!
LOVE IT!! I think number 4 is a great one.. LOL
Thanks for sharing.
Those are funny and pretty cheesy. I’ve heard 2 and 3 before 😉
those are too funny. I think if someone said he needed to see me smile; I’d smile just because of how cheesy it was, not because he asked.
Number 5 reminds me of the movie, Singles. “I think that, a) you have an act, and that, b) not having an act is your act.”
Oh my gosh, the worst I ever heard was “If I told you you had a great body, would you hold it against me?”
Those are hilarious! I love the 2nd one. Thanks for the laugh 🙂
Pretty cheesy but I bet they work!
One of the managers at a local department store asked for my phone number so that he could call me with info about holiday decorations, that were being disposed of, that I wanted for Stacy’s wedding after I was already told to just pick them up.