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    I am sure that at some point in your life, you have heard a hilariously cheesy pick up line, but these are my very favorite 5 Cheesy Pick Up Lines That Just Might Work!

    A few years ago, I was perusing a novelty shop in Austin with my friends. I came across this hilarious book called "Pickups & Come-Ons" in a local touristy shop.

    We had a good laugh about buying it for a few clueless guys that we knew - because these 5 Cheesy Pick Up Lines That Just Might Work...we’ll, they are hilarious and genius too!

    5 Cheesy Pick Up Lines That Just Might Work...

    5 Cheesy Pick Up Lines That Just Might Work...

    I didn't think anything else about it until we were gathered in Kentucky that year exchanging Christmas gifts.

    Guess what my pal so thoughtfully bought me for Christmas?

    What can I say, my friends have a great sense of humor!

    Now, I'm a happily married gal, so I hadn't actually read through all of the pick up lines in the book...until recently, because honestly, I was a little bored and needed a good laugh.

    I wanted to share some of the best ones - seriously, some of these cheesy pick up lines might actually work, they're that good!

    5 Cheesy Pick Up Lines That Just Might Work...

    5 Incredibly Cheesy Pick Up Lines That Just Might Work

    1. I've had a terrible day, and it always makes me feel better to see a gorgeous woman smile. Would you smile for me?

    Yes. I know, it's cheesy. But really, it's kind of sweet too. I'd probably let that guy buy me a drink. Or three.

    2. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

    Silly, yes....BUT this cheesy pick up line would make me giggle and I'd probably want to hear what else this jokester had to say!

    5 Cheesy Pick Up Lines That Just Might Work...

    3. You look like the type of woman who's heard every line in the book, so what's one more?

    What can I say, I like a little honesty!

    4. You know how some men buy really fancy cars to make up for certain shortages? Well, I don't even own a car. 

    I just about died laughing when I read that one. If I were single, I would probably buy that guy a drink!

    To say something like that takes a lot of balls, and I appreciate a man with a good sense of humor (see #2).

    5 Cheesy Pick Up Lines That Just Might Work...

    5. Real men don't need pick up lines. 

    Ah, the pick up line that isn't a pick up line. Genius.

    Have you ever had a crazy pick up line thrown at you? I'd love to hear about it!

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    About Jenn

    Jenn, AKA "The Rebel Chick," is a 40-something Gen Xer who strives to help her readers live their best lives possible. Whether it be through sharing new recipes, sharing her dating stories, or encouraging people to embrace adventure and travel, she aims to inspire people to live full, happy and authentic lives.

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    1. Sheila

      August 02, 2012 at 12:55 pm

      LOVE IT!! I think number 4 is a great one.. LOL

      Thanks for sharing.

    2. Crystal

      August 02, 2012 at 2:16 pm

      Those are funny and pretty cheesy. I've heard 2 and 3 before 😉

    3. Jennifer

      August 02, 2012 at 3:26 pm

      those are too funny. I think if someone said he needed to see me smile; I'd smile just because of how cheesy it was, not because he asked.

    4. Kelly

      August 02, 2012 at 10:17 pm

      Number 5 reminds me of the movie, Singles. "I think that, a) you have an act, and that, b) not having an act is your act."

    5. Penelope (NYC Blogger)

      August 05, 2012 at 1:00 am

      Oh my gosh, the worst I ever heard was "If I told you you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"

    6. Christy Maurer

      August 05, 2012 at 6:53 pm

      Those are hilarious! I love the 2nd one. Thanks for the laugh 🙂

    7. Stefani

      August 12, 2012 at 11:02 am

      Pretty cheesy but I bet they work!

    8. tamie

      September 02, 2012 at 7:10 pm

      One of the managers at a local department store asked for my phone number so that he could call me with info about holiday decorations, that were being disposed of, that I wanted for Stacy's wedding after I was already told to just pick them up.

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